Have you heard this T-Pain song, “Best Love Song”? I secretly really like it, although it is not the best love song I have heard in my life, because I have heard other love songs without ”cowabunga” in them. I think of cowabunga as more for jumping songs than love songs.
I was just listening to this in the car coming back from Whole Foods (my life is so interesting it should honestly be a reality show. A reality show called “Driving To And From Stores And Listening To The Top 40 Alone.”). There is a part in the song where Chris Brown says, sort of unclearly, “Move your body like a snake.” But I thought he said “Move your body like SNAPE.”
Which made me lol alone in the car. “Okay baby, put on that cloak. Now don’t wash your hair for a week. Now move your body like Snape… that’s right, stir the potion. Stir it real nice. Now get your wand out… yep, you got it. Kill Dumbledore. Oh man, I love you. I love dead Dumbledore. This is the best love song you’ve ever heard in your life! Avada Kedavra!”
